“Ich habe immer gewusst, Schalke ist mein Verein, hier gehöre ich hin”
—Benedikt Höwedes (via fuckyeahowedes)
June 2013
I don’t know I just feel like modern Cosette would be the one to propose and Marius doesn’t even think or care about your patriarchal ideas because he accepts and cries
being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday
when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and
boys
“In Löws Auswahl muss sich der in Gelsenkirchen geborene erst noch die Sporen verdienen, die ihn in Dortmund mittlerweile zum Taktgeber machen. Auch wenn sein Einstieg bei den Westfalen nicht ganz einfach war. Kevin Großkreutz sei Dank. Laut Gündogan schaute der eingefleischte Borusse “mich anfangs böse an”. Doch dann habe Großkreutz auf “einen kleinen ersten Schritt auf mich zu gemacht”. Seitdem versucht Gündogan den Kollegen in seine Geburtststadt einzuladen, “aber irgendwie will er nicht so”.”
—Der Kicker über Ilkay Gündogan (via yes-09)
When you encounter the same little detail in fanfic after fanfic and you realize you genuinely can’t remember if that thing is actually canon or if it’s just something fandom made up.
When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for
UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT
FUKCKK
Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.
This needs to be on a shirt
At dinner my family and I were watching TV and there was a guy on it and I was like “I know him from somewhere!” and I couldn’t figure out where I knew him from and then it that said he was a gay porn star and dinner suddenly became very awkward.
i hate you and if this was 1692 salem i would accuse you of being a witch
johnlocked-me-out-of-the-tardis:
ways to help period pains
- prescription painkillers
- sleep
- hot water bottle
- blood sacrifice to the dark lord satan
- deep breaths
- hot drinks
gettin blood shouldn’t be a problem
COMMENT OF THE YEAR EVERY YEAR 2013-FOREVER
who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it
can we just take a moment to imagine little cute six-year-old hermione reading matilda
and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind
and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move
OH MY GOD
What would be the weirdest Game of Thrones ship?
Happiness x Anyone
what if the history of music was reversed and in the 1800s people listened to pop and hip hop and music gradually became more and more classical and people frowned upon it because it was new and unfamiliar
beethoven is way too edgy young woman no you are not going to listen to his moonlight sonata tonight why cant you listen to lil wayne like a proper lady goddamn
if I had a dollar for every time I wanted to jump into the television while watching sports and scream at my team until they smartened up I would have enough money to actually buy the team and do it for real
I hate it when my parents have people over and I want to get to the kitchen
Tumblr is basically like a big sleepover:
- Everyone comes together and is probably in pajamas
- People talk about stuff they wouldn’t outside of the group
- People talk about crushes, celebrities, or media they love
- Watching youtube videos
- people sobbing about random crap late at night
- there is no adult supervision
- no one sleeps
Imagine your icon trying to be sexy and give you a lapdance, only to trip over the leg of the chair you’re sitting on.
Giving my own characters a hard time
Seeing someone else’s characters have a hard time
